You have no idea how long I’ve waited to hold you in my arms again…
Bruce Wayne watched both of his parents die.
Tony Stark has heart problems and anxiety.
Peter Parker saw his uncle being murdered.
Steve Rogers lost his best friend.
Bruce Banner attempted suicide.
If they can save the world, you can get through this day.
Never stop fighting.
i don’t like your clothes take them off
everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay
even the boys?
We have that one brah that makes everything okay
"Leave the saving of the world to the men?
I don’t think so…”
Some people were a little confused so I made this.
Good, I thought I was the only one to think this
Professor: why didn’t you do your essay?
Me: the trouble with schools is, they always try and teach the wrong lessons.
*dances away from responsibility*
last year one night me and my old roommates were all playing twister and mike was on the spinner and halfway through the game he kind of mumbled to himself “i sure hope im calling these right” and then everyone in the room simultaneously remembered that mike was colorblind