|— Vincent Van Gogh (via wethinkwedream)|
i’m sorry sir but i dont care if your son is only 3 years old. i will not get off this swing just so he can “have a nice day at the park.” welcome to the real world kid
making your ringtone the x-files theme so every call is a mystery
A shoe Coated in Hydrophobic Material!
that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either
im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it
he didnt get his rolos